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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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