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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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