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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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