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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Coco eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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