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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rosie eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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