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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Akira eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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