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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Trotsky eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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