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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Trotsky eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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