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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Picard eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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