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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dixie eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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