Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Missy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.