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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Missy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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