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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Maya eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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