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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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