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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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