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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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