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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮

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