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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Loki eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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