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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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