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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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