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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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