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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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