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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Coco eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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