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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rosie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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