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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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