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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Bella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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