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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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