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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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