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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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