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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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