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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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