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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Spock eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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