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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Thor eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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