Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.