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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

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