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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Simpkins eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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