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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Lola eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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