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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃
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