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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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