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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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