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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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