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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Roxy eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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