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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Missy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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