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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Oscar eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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