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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Buddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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