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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Charlie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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