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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Alfie eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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