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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛
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