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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Picard eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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