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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Worf eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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