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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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