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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Minnie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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