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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Pepper eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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